IC Inbox - Victory Road

[officerdown]

You have reached the voicemail box of

[Five seconds of silence]

Please leave a message after the tone!

Comments

[officerdown]

That looks heinous.

[bugbeverage]

lol lets see you do better big guy


[SmeargleStudio on Poke'Gear Plus]

[officerdown]

I do not wish to look like a sex doll.

[bugbeverage]

i guess u got a point your hot enough already

but i can think of one little thing i would change


[ There is another long pause before Scar is treated to another photo of himself--it's the same photo as before, the one from the second hand store. However this time BJ has used the smudge tool to upturn the corners of Scar's mouth so that they are both smiling.]

[officerdown]

[How does this. Keep happening?]

[How do these people keep finding him?]

Original.

[bugbeverage]

=)

[officerdown]

?

[bugbeverage]

turn your head to the side

[officerdown]

Mushroom

[bugbeverage]

no no the other way! its a smiley face

[officerdown]

[Woag.]

[A minute passes. Two minutes. Three. That's how long this takes.]

=o.o=

[bugbeverage]

8D yeah you got the idea!!

what is that a cat?

[officerdown]

Cat, yes.

8D is also a face.

[Because we're just. Making observations.]

[bugbeverage]

( ˘▽˘)っ♨

made u some spaghetti

[officerdown]

[He is from the twenties. This might as well be wizardry.]

How do you make those characters?

[bugbeverage]

sit tight ill hit ya with a link

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[minccino.net/fun/emojis]

express yourself my stoic friend!!

[officerdown]

/ᐠ-ꞈ-ᐟ\

This is excellent.

[officerdown]

Thank you.

[bugbeverage]

no problem! you looked like you could use a hand in the communication department

but dont worry i could tell we were totally vibing

we're besties for sure!

[officerdown]

[Scar has no idea what vibing means.]

[If he did, he would know that he has never done it once in his entire life.]

Electronic telegrams do not exist where I come from.

[And Scar takes to new technology like an average peepaw takes to an iPad.]

[bugbeverage]

oh youre from the olden times!

hey i get you i watched most of the modern world evolve and humans are always coming out with new shit

i think where i come from we're on the iphone 12 or something like that

[officerdown]

[This is new information.]

[Given how hopelessly confused this guy is about basic functions of society, Scar had already subconsciously suggested that he wouldn't have called himself human wherever it is he originally came from.]

You are longer lived than most?

[bugbeverage]

sort of!

im a demon

ive never been alive before i woke up here

now suddenly i got a pulse and brain chemicals its been one hell of a ride

[officerdown]

Never alive once?

[That's a new kind of dead guy.]

[Scar's good at collecting those]

[bugbeverage]

nope

ill spare you the details of demon reproduction but ive got a mom i cant stand and a dad ive never met