IC Inbox - Victory Road

[officerdown]

You have reached the voicemail box of

[Five seconds of silence]

Please leave a message after the tone!

Comments

[bugbeverage]

no problem! you looked like you could use a hand in the communication department

but dont worry i could tell we were totally vibing

we're besties for sure!

[officerdown]

[Scar has no idea what vibing means.]

[If he did, he would know that he has never done it once in his entire life.]

Electronic telegrams do not exist where I come from.

[And Scar takes to new technology like an average peepaw takes to an iPad.]

[bugbeverage]

oh youre from the olden times!

hey i get you i watched most of the modern world evolve and humans are always coming out with new shit

i think where i come from we're on the iphone 12 or something like that

[officerdown]

[This is new information.]

[Given how hopelessly confused this guy is about basic functions of society, Scar had already subconsciously suggested that he wouldn't have called himself human wherever it is he originally came from.]

You are longer lived than most?

[bugbeverage]

sort of!

im a demon

ive never been alive before i woke up here

now suddenly i got a pulse and brain chemicals its been one hell of a ride

[officerdown]

Never alive once?

[That's a new kind of dead guy.]

[Scar's good at collecting those]

[bugbeverage]

nope

ill spare you the details of demon reproduction but ive got a mom i cant stand and a dad ive never met

1/2

[officerdown]

Would it not be like every other kind o

[His enormous thumb bumps SEND instead of the backspace.]

[officerdown]

Delete

[bugbeverage]

sorry buddy thats on the internet forever now

but to answer your question yes and no

im not sure demons have souls the way the living do

the way dad took off i take it as i was kind of a miracle

a bad miracle

ANYWAY

[officerdown]

[That's a very big ANYWAY to the guy who kind of specializes in dealing with dead people who aren't dead. It takes him a minute, to put the words to text.]

I have seen my share of bad miracles.

They speak more often of those committing them, than those resulting from them.

[bugbeverage]

when ur an abomination the best thing you can do is live it up!

thats why i live freestyle

like jazz

you wont catch me behind a desk in hell!