IC Inbox - Victory Road

[officerdown]

You have reached the voicemail box of

[Five seconds of silence]

Please leave a message after the tone!

Comments

[text]

[bugbeverage]

hey big guy long time no see

we should meet up

my beetle sure could use a juicing

[officerdown]

[It's well, well into the night when BJ finally gets a reply.]

Is this not an endeavor you typically undertake on your lonesome?

[bugbeverage]

its not the saaaaaaaaaaaaame

🥺

[officerdown]

Good night.

[CLAT.]

[bugbeverage]

wait

WAIT!!

larry baby!

larry!

hey!

buddy!

buddy!

larry baby!!

wyd?

[officerdown]

[Beetlejuice is so very lucky Scar has insomnia tonight. When his phone lights up on the nightstand not once, not twice, but nine times, Scar reaches for it, careful not to disturb his (tragically, for Beetlejuice,) significantly more effeminate undead entanglement, currently asleep on his chest.]

wyd

[This is what he does when he has absolutely no clue what BJ's texts mean. Repeats them back, and waits.]

[bugbeverage]

whacha doing?

[officerdown]

[It's testament to how hard he's rolling his eyes that he takes the time to type this question out at all:]

What do you suspect?

[bugbeverage]

im gonna go out on a limb and guess laying in a big empty bed

i could help!

[officerdown]

Good night.

[bugbeverage]

wait wait wait wait

dont leave your best pal beetlejuice all alone with his demons!

[officerdown]

I prefer the company of mine, at this hour.

[bugbeverage]

yeah well what about this

demon

me

im the demon

well a demon

you know how it is

fine fine i can take a hint

good night sweet prince

1/2

[officerdown]

Cold shower

[officerdown]

Never fails.