officerdown | IC Inbox - Victory Road

You have reached the voicemail box of

[Five seconds of silence]

Please leave a message after the tone!

[It's testament to how hard he's rolling his eyes that he takes the time to type this question out at all:]

What do you suspect?

im gonna go out on a limb and guess laying in a big empty bed

i could help!

Good night.

wait wait wait wait

dont leave your best pal beetlejuice all alone with his demons!

I prefer the company of mine, at this hour.

yeah well what about this

demon

me

im the demon

well a demon

you know how it is

fine fine i can take a hint

good night sweet prince

Cold shower

Never fails.