IC Inbox - Victory Road

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[no_ufo_ending]

im thinking about growing a beard

[foolishwren]

OK Obi-Wan


(i'm kidding, you'd look good w/ one)

[no_ufo_ending]

im going to turn into a mountain man

[officerdown]

You would be missed.

[no_ufo_ending]

im going to go into the woods and when i come back in the spring ill have bigger muscles than even you

[officerdown]

I watched you eat Halloween candy for breakfast today.

[no_ufo_ending]

im going to be taller too

[officerdown]

The candy is counterproductive to that, too.

[no_ufo_ending]

you will all have to call me Big Henry or i will pick you up and put you on top of the fridge where you can't get down

[exeggutorhead]

bold to assume I can't climb down from anywhere I want

but I would pay money to watch you pick Scar up

[no_ufo_ending]

then i'll put you in my pocket. Big Henry is super strong. he only eats tree bark and beef jerky

[exeggutorhead]

oh god no not the pocket

heather save me from big mountain henry

[foolishwren]

_{[She looked away from her Gear for FIVE MINUTES and now Big Henry is terrorizing the house.]}

Big Henry had better start investing in some armored underwear because if my calculations are right, getting taller would put his crotch at a very convenient height for high-speed headbutting

[officerdown]

That would be cruel.

[no_ufo_ending]

yeah heather that would be so mean

[foolishwren]

he took a hostage, scar

[officerdown]

Envy can manage for himself when he wants to.

[no_ufo_ending]

Big Henry is stronger than a homunculus. he eats wolf bones and pine cones. he can do eight back flips

[exeggutorhead]

yeah she has to come save me with her mighty headbutting powers I don't stand a chance against Big Henry

he was mean first! trapping me in pocket lint hell

[no_ufo_ending]

i only trapped you because you wouldnt call me Big Henry its your fault for not recognizing my new and magnificent form

[foolishwren]

he may be stronger than a homunculus but is he stronger than my mega death skull pelvis smash attack

[no_ufo_ending]

i will backflip out of the way!!!!

[exeggutorhead]

aha! allowing me to escape your pocket while you're upside down!

heather will catch me in her arms and then I'll never have to acknowledge big henry