IC Inbox - Victory Road

[officerdown]

You have reached the voicemail box of

[Five seconds of silence]

Please leave a message after the tone!

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

[ HE IS ALREADY MAKING IT. ]

[He makes it and makes it. He is like fucking Bob Ross over here lost in his own forest of happy little trees. ]

[officerdown]

Henry I do not think I can eat two of these.

[He's staring down at the Infernal Slop with grave distrust.]

[no_ufo_ending]

[ HE FINISHES. He looks up to Scar with pride in his eyes, but ALAS. Scar...declines. For one blazing hot second, Henry looks so sad. But then he remembers he can just eat it. ]

[ And so he does. ]